Aug 15, 2008



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Ole met a beautiful blonde lady named Lena and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'
He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'
So she consented, they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.
One morning they were laying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in the jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
Lena said,' That was incredible!'
Ole replied, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'
Then Lena got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps.
After about fifty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, hardly out of breath.
Ole said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'
'No.' she said, 'I was a hooker in Thief River Falls, Minnesota and worked both sides of the river.'

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