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Man goes to newspaper office to put an item in the obituary column he asks how much will it cost..?
The man says $5.00 for 3 words..
The man says I only have $5.00.. so put "Margaret is dead"
Man at newspaper feels sorry for him and says you can have 3 more words for free, so the man says ok! ...
"Margaret is dead, .. party is tonight !!