ALANSAND'S LAUGH AND RELAX
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An old man goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
I can cut them for you ' said the chemist but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.
' I am 96 ' said the old man . I don't want an erection .
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers. '