ALANSAND'S LAUGH AND RELAX
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Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 P.M.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV, the 10:00 p.m.. news was coming on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'
Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.
'The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.
'Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5:00 P.M. news and so I knew he would jump.'
The blonde replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again. 'Bob took the money.!!!!!