ALANSAND'S LAUGH AND RELAX
Don't forget to click on www.website.ws/alansand
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to heaven for orientation.
They are all asked the same question.
"When you are in your casket, andfriends and family are mourning over you, What would you like to hearthem say about you?"
The first guy immediately responds, "I would liketo hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and agreat family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that Iwas a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow."
The last guy thinks a minute and replies,"I guess I'd like to hear them say, "Look, he's moving!"