Jul 14, 2008


>This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.!
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the pub to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down The Huntsman with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet .
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head and have a drink with me?" !!!!!!!


>A little voice came out of the box:...........>>>>>>>>>>>(WAIT FOR IT)...........>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I heard you the first time! I'm putting my F***ing shoes on!!!!

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