LITTLE BUCKSHOT

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LITTLE BUCKSHOT ON MATHS
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little Buckshot.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'
The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'
Then little Buckshot says, 'I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.Which one is married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'
To which Little Buckshot replied,
'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'

LITTLE BUCKSHOT ON MATHS (Part 2)
Little Buckshot returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
'Why?' asks the father? '
The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'' I said '6', replies Buckshot.
'But that's right!' says his dad.
'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''
'What's the f...... difference?' asks the father.
'That's what I said!'

LITTLE BUCKSHOT ON ENGLISH
Little Buckshot goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'
Buckshot says 'Mas-tur-bate.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Buckshot, that's a mouthful.'
Little Buckshot says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.'

LITTLE BUCKSHOT ON GRAMMAR
Little Buckshot was sitting in class one day.All of a sudden, he needed to go to the toilet.He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!'
The teacher replied, 'Now, Buckshot that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation.
The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'
Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go.'
Little Buckshot, thinks for a bit, and then says, 'You're an eight, but ifyou had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!'

LITTLE BUCKSHOT ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.'
'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher.
She then called on little Michael.
'My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.
' She said, 'Excellent, Michael!'
Then the teacher reluctantly called on little Buckshot.
'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f...... beautiful!''

LITTLE BUCKSHOT ON GETTING OLDER
Little Buckshot was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.
' Little Buckshot replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'
The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?
'Little Buckshot answered, 'No, he minded his own f....... business.
Don't you love Little Buckshot !!!!