Jul 15, 2008


MY mom locked me in a closet and said I couldn't come out until I made a pun.
I said, "O-pun the door."
Then I said all of these:
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

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