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A LOOK AT MARRAGE ....
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach in the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married. "
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f***in blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
About Me
- alansand
- Porlamar, Isla Margarita, Venezuela
- I was born in Nottingham -Robin Hood country- England and then spent a few years in Southern Spain where I met my French partner and we both love France,especially the markets,and we now live here in the Carribean.I help people make money on the internet and look after visitors to the Island to ensure they have a good holiday and eat WELL.
Alan Wood
All at Sea
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