Jul 15, 2008


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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question...
.WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
"HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?
"HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again.
"WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?
"HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?
"WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?
"HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do.
"WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she’d want her own.
"WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times.
"WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence -
-HUSBAND: "Shit."

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