Jul 15, 2008


> 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
> 2. A day without sunshine is like . . . night.
> 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers
> 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
> 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
> 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
> 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
> 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
> 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in> the trap.
> 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
> 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
> 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
> 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
> 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
> 15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
> 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
> 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

> 18. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

> 19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

> 20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
> 21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

> 22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

> 23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

> 24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

> 25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

> 26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright> until you hear them speak.

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