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An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his Doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day. Repeat this schedule for 2 weeks and when you return, you will have lost at least 3 kilos.'
Two weeks later the Irishman returns and the Doctor is shocked to see he's lost 25 kilos.
'This is amazing!' exclaims the Doctor 'Did this happen by just following my instructions?'
The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
'From hunger, you mean?'
'No, from all dat fockin' skippin!