DOCTOR VS. MECHANIC

ALANSAND'S LAUGH AND RELAX

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A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harleymotorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc,want to take a look at this?'

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was
working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.
So how come I make $40,000 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,500,000) when
you and I are doing basically the same work?'
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic... 'Try doing it with the engine running. !!!!! 'So True!!!